Imagination Will Take You Everywhere

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY

(via charmingbravardo)

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

(via monicabing)

enchiladasforgrover:

c-larisselarue:

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

watching tv shows

pretty much

(via monicabing)

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

(via novemberpinup)

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

(via novemberpinup)

Your real name:
Kelly

Your detective name:
(favourite colour and favourite animal)
Blue Seahorse

Your soap opera name:
(middle name and street you live on)
Erin Old Fort

Your star wars name:
(first three letters of last name, first two of middle)
Morer

Superhero name:
(color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left)
Gray Coke

Goth name:
(black and one of your pets)
Black Piper

(via characterdevelopmentwrites)

jimmyneutronsdad:

what beautiful weather outside. today im gonna blog in shorts

(via chairmistry)