|Me:||Hi can I order a large peperoni pizza?|
|Vocelli guy:||Why yes you can *static* *random shouting* SHUT THE FUCK UP *more shouting* SUCK MY DICK *more static* and where would this be delivered?|
|Me:||..............ummm Virginia Hall.....?|
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
Your real name:
Your detective name:
(favourite colour and favourite animal)
Your soap opera name:
(middle name and street you live on)
Erin Old Fort
Your star wars name:
(first three letters of last name, first two of middle)
(color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left)
(black and one of your pets)